friend: what's otp stand for?
me: one true pairing
friend: tell me about your one true pairing
me: which one
Captain Jack Harkness: hey i just met you
Captain Jack Harkness: and this is crazy bu-
The Doctor: NO.
The Doctor: STOP IT.
nick fury: hey i just met ya'll
nick fury: and this is crazy
nick fury: but i need y'all egocentric motherfuckers to stop whatever you're doing to join my super secret boy band and avenge the earth because thor's brother is attention-whoring from space.
nick fury: so call me maybe
Reblog if Loki.
Your Role in the Avengers →
Sara is a member of Loki’s Army and married to Thor and is a/an Frost Giant
The worst part of the Avengers is the part when...
Everyone: Are you okay
Everyone: You look tired
Everyone: You look upset
Everyone: You look confused
Everyone: Are you mad at me
Everyone: What are you mad at
Me: IT'S MY FACE
jalexatsix: you know when you fangirl so hard you just sit there flapping your arms squeaking at the computer screen and laughing like a mental hospital patient